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He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick,
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
		-- O. Nash, on the perfect husband

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.